Tag: jokes
member name: gary b.
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November 16, 2008 09:09 AM EST --
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple''s house and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last . . .
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November 12, 2008 12:32 PM EST --
Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a large sports bag.
1st blonde: "What have you got in that bag?"
2nd blonde: "Chickens."
1st blonde: "If I can guess how . . .
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November 18, 2008 04:25 PM EST --
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back . . .
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November 18, 2008 04:42 PM EST --
A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were exploring the jungle and were captured by a fierce tribe. As they sit in a hut, awaiting their fate, the chief comes to them and says, "The . . .
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November 12, 2008 12:14 PM EST --
Two 6 year old boys were attending religous school and giving the teachers problems. The teachers had tried everything to make them behave - time outs, notes home, missed recesses - but could do nothing . . .
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November 12, 2008 12:49 PM EST --
There is a ventriliquist on tour and he makes a stop at a bar in Texas.
He is going through all of his jokes when he gets to his part about redneck jokes
about 5 minutes into this a big Texan man . . .
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November 18, 2008 05:23 PM EST --
A sad man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him what the problem is.
"My life is awful," the man says. "Every night, I play Trivial Pursuit with my wife, and every night she . . .
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November 04, 2008 01:38 PM EST --
A man walks into a bar on the 10th floor of a hotel and sits down at the counter..he is there about 5 minutes when he sees a man get up and walk to the window and jump out..call 911 the man yells . . .
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